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Dec 7, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

I laughed so hard I choked on my coffee. This article proves what a crappy state of affairs this world is in. The libs take every single topic and turn it into hate and/or racism. We’re fucked.

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Thanks CarolAnne, much appreciated.

I think the tide is beginning to turn - maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part - but I think it will outdo itself as it looks for evermore weird and wonderful woke niches to occupy and promote in the name of 'justice'.

The response to the WaPo article has been very funny - lots of people thinking it was meant to be satire. Lots of people asking whether it was a Babylon Bee article 😂

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No. They are.

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Dec 7, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

Bigots! Even the sharks are all Great White Sharks!

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I love this substack. Your sense of humor is amazing and your snarky style is very refreshing. Subscribed

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Thanks Igor - this is high praise indeed from one of my favourite Substackers. I'm honoured.

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Dec 7, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

I propose a new game for Jul (or Yule as you britons persist in spelling it).

A combination of th word "bigot" since all us sufficiently white humans are that, and Bingo: Bingot.

Whenever you see, hear or is exposed to wokeisms, PC thuggery or racist-spewing negroes like that assumed female, cry "Bingot!" and thunder out a fact about someinvention or intervention by whites hat made the world better:

"Gender is on a spectrum..."

"BINGOT! (Always use your Brian Blessed-voice) Gender-roles as a concept was pioneered by homosexual german jew Magnus Hirschfeld who also stated that homosexuality was the natural state for arab men!"

Gee-you-arran-teed to get a reaction, and if you're read up on the trailblazers of all things trans, homo, and so on, you can use those sacro-sanct names as way to keep your rearguard covered from the slings and arrows of the online-generation and their unplumbable depths of ignorance.

Few things are as fun as causing Syntax Error in what passes for brains among the bleaters.

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I think a first reparation would be to rename the Great White shark. Or maybe Mike.

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Mike the vanillaraptor, or the crackercruncher

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Dec 8, 2022·edited Dec 8, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

Name the shark Mike.

Dress him in a tutu.

Done.

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Dec 8, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

Hey. Mike is a good name.

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Dec 8, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

A most excellent post.

Wickedly funny.

Thank you very much. :)

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Thanks Catherine - much appreciated

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