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Jul 4, 2022·edited Jul 4, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

Fabulous collection!

May I add compliance (wearing a muzzle, accepting a "test," and receiving one or more of the injections) and non-compliance (people specifically targeted for not complying started with famous actors, who after 2001 died in accidents (Paul Walker comes to mind), got epsteined (Robin Williams and a few others, but the rest had a steep learning curve and submitted), or lately, a non-existent disease commonly referred to as "covid")? How about being a naturopath? (Lots of those have passed away under suspicious circumstances, too.) How about walking in the street in the summer of 2020, when righteous hordes of looters attacked people, too, without a cause (ask Rittenhouse, whose three attackers had been released from prison with the simple purpose of wreaking havoc)? Prescription and over-the-counter poisons criminally labeled as "medications"? Hospitalization with anything in the last 27 months to receive the Remdesivir "treatment"? Participating in traffic, where a number of drivers keep keeling over after an injection to prevent a non-existent "infection"? Being admitted to a nursing/retirement home or palliative care? Receiving psychiatric poisons? Eating, drinking, and inhaling all the untested toxins from the environment?

For me, the highest risk of heart attack would come from being forced to watch TV. :)

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Jul 4, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

Amazon.de will deliver mushy peas (although a view at the price might cause a heart attack). Would you recommend (when forced at gun point) Batchelors or Harry Ramsden's?

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If you want the authentic 'working class' experience - then Batchelors.

If you want the 'working class with double glazing' experience - then definitely Harry Ramsden's

I would also recommend checking that your health insurance is up to date before imbibing either of these delicacies.

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If its that expensive then its probably code for boy, Hispanic, aged 3

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Jul 4, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

The only headline with possibly any merit is the one that warns against too much TV watching. I have a hypothesis that those of us who don't have a TV with corporate news stations fared much better in the sanity department than those who have TVs and watch corporate news stations.

I read a comment from a man who said he blocked BBC from this television to keep his mother from watching. Excellent life-saving move on his part.

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Laugh or cry? Screw it - laugh! Awesome collection.

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Jul 4, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

Saw yesterday that gardening in soil can increase the risk of heart attacks 🙄

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I saw one that said letting some light in while you sleep can shorten lifespan ...

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Life is risky business! 😂

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damn - I had that one but just forgot it

There were too many 😂

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I suppose that’s the point-we’re at risk at any moment to keel over doing any sort of normal, common, mundane activities. Even breathing seems to be risky….🤭

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Interesting. I've not seen as much of this in the States, either because I'm not paying attention or because we have the DEADLY overturning of Roe v. Wade, which is the greatest threat to our democracy since either January 6 or Johnny Depp.

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The Bell's End of Days?

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Great collection of these ridiculous headlines!

Hey, don't take away our sex toys. We women are only trying to avoid "blood clots and winter vagina" from the cold weather! (Another ridiculous headline).

https://www.thesun.co.uk/health/16862556/cold-weather-affect-body/

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I think we need to keep people safe - if it saves just one life 😂

But I take your point. Perhaps the government should restrict the use of sex toys to the winter months!

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Surely those are alpacas 🦙 so everything will turn out nice again

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