Sudden Article Derangement Syndrome (SADS)
There are at least two important messages to be taken from this picture. The first is obviously that when you’re trying to create a spectacular image it is wise to be fully aware of the background.
The second message is that if you want to divert attention away from something unwelcome then creating a splash elsewhere might be a good way to do it.
With a heavy heart, and one that according to the media looks increasingly at risk, I offer the following slew of articles relating to that completely baffling, massively incomprehensible, current phenomenon that is SADS. What on earth could possibly be causing it? Scientists have no idea and are wildly casting about for the reasons, whilst simultaneously studiously avoiding any word beginning with the letter V.
The first big danger is food and drink
As I’m on a one man crusade against the abomination of British “cuisine” that is mushy peas, I’ve included a helpful self-test you can do. If you can survive eating this vile concoction then you’re probably going to be OK.
But it’s not just food and drink we need to be worried about.
It seems living in the modern world is fraught with danger. Maybe they’ll even find that breathing is dangerous next?
Hold my beer.
So if it’s around Christmas time, then the best advice would be to stop breathing to minimize your risk.
At least we’ll be OK in Summer? Erm, no.
Ladies, please stop raising the temperature with your wanton use of sex toys - especially with climate change adding to your risk.
But maybe the explanation is more cosmic.
I’ve included socks here because I think they are interdimensional cosmic entities that travel to alternate realities via the portal in my washing machine.
And there you have it. Lots of reasons for why people are just dropping dead more frequently these days. And none of these reasons begin with the letter V. How about that then?
Only one thing remains to be said
Fabulous collection!
May I add compliance (wearing a muzzle, accepting a "test," and receiving one or more of the injections) and non-compliance (people specifically targeted for not complying started with famous actors, who after 2001 died in accidents (Paul Walker comes to mind), got epsteined (Robin Williams and a few others, but the rest had a steep learning curve and submitted), or lately, a non-existent disease commonly referred to as "covid")? How about being a naturopath? (Lots of those have passed away under suspicious circumstances, too.) How about walking in the street in the summer of 2020, when righteous hordes of looters attacked people, too, without a cause (ask Rittenhouse, whose three attackers had been released from prison with the simple purpose of wreaking havoc)? Prescription and over-the-counter poisons criminally labeled as "medications"? Hospitalization with anything in the last 27 months to receive the Remdesivir "treatment"? Participating in traffic, where a number of drivers keep keeling over after an injection to prevent a non-existent "infection"? Being admitted to a nursing/retirement home or palliative care? Receiving psychiatric poisons? Eating, drinking, and inhaling all the untested toxins from the environment?
For me, the highest risk of heart attack would come from being forced to watch TV. :)
Amazon.de will deliver mushy peas (although a view at the price might cause a heart attack). Would you recommend (when forced at gun point) Batchelors or Harry Ramsden's?