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John Henry Holliday, DDS's avatar

I am constantly checking my news feed for reports of "David" being "Jack Ruby'ed" outside the hospital by a Dallas policeman.

Actually, most likely, "David's" bank account will swell by 7 figures. Or the Pelosi family will pass along a hot stock tip.

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Rudolph Rigger's avatar

Maybe Paul has already received a hot tip?

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Tricheco's avatar

The Jack Rubying sure is plausible, but my guess at the moment is he'll be found insane and medicated into silence.

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Tricheco's avatar

I hope Mr. Pelosi doesn't contract monkeypox from this.

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Bandit's avatar

I hope he does. --- A pox uppon his household!

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Neil Pryke's avatar

Top Shelf, as we say Over Here!

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kapock's avatar

I hadn’t realized this was the direction this story was going. I was a little … behind.

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Laurie's avatar

Hysterical post! Thank-you for the chuckles!

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Carol Anne's avatar

😂😂🤣😂. I can’t stop laughing. Great article!!!!

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CindyArizona's avatar

Damn it, Rigger, I snorted coffee over this one!

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Rikard's avatar

Attacked by a hammer? Is Roger Waters "helping the police with their inquiries"?

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John Henry Holliday, DDS's avatar

Very good. I love "The Wall."

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TeeJae's avatar

You are so cleverly punny. Thank you for the many giggles. I really needed that.

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Mark Alexander's avatar

Thanks for "upstanding tumescence of truth". That was brilliant.

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jan van ruth's avatar

hidden from with wife?

now where did you get that idea?

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