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I am constantly checking my news feed for reports of "David" being "Jack Ruby'ed" outside the hospital by a Dallas policeman.

Actually, most likely, "David's" bank account will swell by 7 figures. Or the Pelosi family will pass along a hot stock tip.

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Maybe Paul has already received a hot tip?

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The Jack Rubying sure is plausible, but my guess at the moment is he'll be found insane and medicated into silence.

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Oct 31, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

I hope Mr. Pelosi doesn't contract monkeypox from this.

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I hope he does. --- A pox uppon his household!

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Oct 31, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

Top Shelf, as we say Over Here!

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I hadn’t realized this was the direction this story was going. I was a little … behind.

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Hysterical post! Thank-you for the chuckles!

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😂😂🤣😂. I can’t stop laughing. Great article!!!!

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Damn it, Rigger, I snorted coffee over this one!

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Attacked by a hammer? Is Roger Waters "helping the police with their inquiries"?

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Very good. I love "The Wall."

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You are so cleverly punny. Thank you for the many giggles. I really needed that.

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Thanks for "upstanding tumescence of truth". That was brilliant.

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hidden from with wife?

now where did you get that idea?

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