A sturgeon, apparently, is a very large primitive fish. Sturgeon also happens to be the surname of the current head honcho in Scotland (First Minister of the Scottish Parliament).
Mrs/Ms/Mx Sturgeon has been swimming in some interesting waters recently. The Scottish Parliament has recently voted through legislation to make it easier for someone to legally change their sex/gender (who the fuck knows?) in Scotland. Apparently, all you have to do now is to “live as” a person of the opposite sex/gender for a period of 3 months (I think) and you can get your GRC (Gender Recognition Certificate).
A lot of people are worried that this will give ‘biological’ men1 the right to enter women’s spaces where, traditionally, those spaces have been single sex in order to afford a degree of extra safety and comfort to women. That this has been deemed necessary, in the past, is partly because of the recognition that, by virtue of their biology, women are more vulnerable. There are cultural/social propriety issues mixed in there too.
Technically, I don’t think this bill does that, but it is part and parcel of a movement that does want that, and sees no problem with that.
Ms McFishy has been very vocal in support of this bill.
Then the unthinkable happened. A rapist, now identifying as female, was assigned a slot at a women’s prison in Scotland. In the UK, legally speaking, only those with todgers can rape people. Before the advent of GenderWoo, of course, being a rapist in the UK was the sole preserve of men.
The public were not happy. We stopped talking about the weather and focused on the whether; whether it was right to allow someone who had brutalized women in the past to be housed in a women’s prison, whilst still possessing the equipment to carry on brutalizing women.
What happened next was, of course, a U-turn. Back to the penis possessor’s prison this person went.
Logic be damned, one’s political career comes first.
Tricky Nicky has been asked whether she believes this dangerous individual IS a woman. It’s a question she refuses to answer as she wriggles and squirms like a fish on a hook. She knows that whatever she answers here, it’s not going to look good.
If, as she claims to do, she really believes the gender crap that “anyone who identifies as a woman IS a woman”, then this criminal should be housed in the women’s estate.
She’s trying to make it out to be a “safety” issue, rather than a gender issue - but this begs the question of whether a rapist guilty of raping men should be housed in the men’s estate. Is this not, also, ‘unsafe’?
And, although it is not legally called rape, what about women who sexually assault2 other women? I assume they, too, should be housed in the men’s estate for safety reasons?
If she tries to imply that this individual is “not really” a woman, and only pretending to identify as one, then it pretty much destroys the entire basis of the gender recognition reform bill.
Maybe St Nic has divine powers and can psychically intuit the truth of a gender masquerade. The rest of us are still waiting for the test us lesser mortals can apply to tell the difference between someone who is ‘genuinely’ identifying and someone who is only pretending.
What’s pretty clear, however, is that Fishy McFishFace is not standing by her espoused principles. I don’t happen to agree with those principles - but we can see that she isn’t courageous enough to stand by them.
Homosexual men and women have been accused by the GenderJigglers of being genital fetishists.
Oy, you lesbian, why won’t you play with my meat and two veg? I’m a woman, I tell you. You have a vagina fetish!
Stop focusing on the genitalia you bigots - except, according to Nic the dick, when it comes to rapists. Then it’s right to be equipment exclusive and to focus on them. Can’t have that penis possessor in a women’s prison, even though she ‘really’ is a woman.
You making sense of any of this? I’m not. Like pretty much everything associated with this gender religion, it’s fucking nuts. Although this is probably not the most appropriate cussing to use when the impact of genitalia is an issue.
And for a little light relief, I learned a new word recently. I confess I didn’t know what a coochie is. We do have some different terminology for genitalia on the different sides of the pond. I remember seeing a sports official (I think) in the US who gloried in the name Willie Stroker. The yearbook with the photo of a woman saddled with the name “Ginger Minge” was a classic, too. Or the visitors from the US who, around Wimbledon time some years ago, had a good laugh at an ad campaign in the UK warning people to be aware of the dangers of pickpockets - “game, set and snatch” was the tagline.
I learned this term from (yet another) weird TikTok video.
This individual is the proud trans possessor of a “bougie coochie” 3 which, it was claimed, was superior to the natural product. The actual analogy used was between that of a paper bag and an expensive designer bag.
Yes. That’s it exactly. You possessors of the God coochie (as one great comment described it) have a decidedly inferior product - you need to get your paper bags upgraded.
In all honesty if you’re a guy in a relationship with a trans woman - then that’s cool. I wish you all the happiness and love and blessings I would wish to any loving couple.
It’s not a big deal.
But I can’t help but feel that all of this gender shite is making life much more difficult for everyone who is ‘genuinely’ affected by these issues. This endless promotion, this ridiculous focus, is shining a spotlight on people who (by and large) have tried their very best to stay out of that spotlight and just live a normal life. I’m pretty sure a detailed public comparison of the advantages and disadvantages of natural vs designer coochies is the last thing you need or want.
And who cares anyway? If it suits you and your lover(s) - more power to you - whether it’s a paper pocket or a Gucci Coochie.
It’s a bit ridiculous that, these days, I have to preface the word man with a term like ‘biological’.
I have no idea whether this is a ‘thing’. I suspect it’s rare compared to male sexual assault, but I don’t know. However, it is a possibility that shouldn’t be ignored.
Please, don’t try to explain this to me. Learning the new word ‘coochie’ is quite enough for now
At this point in time, while I do have sympathy for rape victims,
(real rape, not #metoo-rapes where a woman consented to 20 minutes casting couch to get ahead in her career - that's called prostitution on her part and being pond scum on his part)
I cannot but help laugh at all the feminist and LGTBTWTFBBQ-handwringing going on.
The miserable unfuckables thought they could command biology and human nature via the magic of their made-up terminology, their fantasies about The Patriarchy, and the rest of what can only be called neurotic hysteria.
(It's hardly a coincidence that the rise of feminism and the rest of the disciplines hiding under its skirts
coincide and correlate 100% with the shuttering of mental hospitals.)
Well, reap what you sow. Reap what you sow.
And even more glorious, in a few short years Scotland, Britain and the rest of the lunatic West will experience for real what hard-core conservative traditionalist clan-cultures think about all this.
Islam does not sit down for a polite chat with those that violate the word of the priests, nor does it give a camel's sphincter about "human rights".
And the moment is approaching, when gender-queer drag queen groomers and islamic school districts/county councils will clash for real, in public.
I propose the rest of us just stand back and let this play out to its logical conclusion. I have zero interest in helping feminist western women, homos and the rest of them who has demonised and vilified the normal man, the normal woman and the normal family for over 50 years.
Reap what you sow.
What is a sturgeon? Here are a couple of entries from Wikipedia. Not the most reliable source, but the only one available.
1. sturgeon, (family Acipenseridae), any of about 29 species of fishes of the family Acipenseridae (subclass Chondrostei), native to temperate waters of the Northern Hemisphere. Most species live in the ocean and ascend rivers(possibly once in several years) to spawn in spring or summer; a few others are confined to fresh water. Several species provide caviar from eggs. Most species are considered to be critically endangered.
2. sturgeon are bottom feeders. They typically consume invertebrates, such as crustaceans, worms, and mollusks, and bottom-dwelling fish, such as sand lance. Where They Live Historically, Atlantic sturgeon ranged along the Canadian and U.S. Atlantic Coast from Labrador to Florida.
It’s not often that we come across a politician who is perfectly named, but Nicola (sp?) or as the great theoretical physicist calls her, Tricky Nicky, is perfectly named.
I am old enough to remember when the Scots were sane. It is scarcely believable, but this is the upside/down age of PANICDEMICISM, and it’s therefore not surprising that the Scots would choose as their leader someone who is so completely clueless and out of touch with reality.
To sum up, Mx Sturgeon Is an illiterate, bottom feeder, with no spine who is transfixed and in need of a brain surgeon.
I am disappointed that the practical genius does not know the word Coochie and does not want an explanation from the Hoi Polloi. I won’t dance around the subject but if you pair it up with Hoochie the meaning will become clear.