The Voldemort Vaccines
I was going to try to write a different piece today. But a question I asked yesterday has stuck in my mind, and it won’t go away.
Why has there never, ever, been a vaccine before for which the advice after vaccination has been “avoid the unvaccinated”?
We have been repeatedly told these new covid vaccines are “safe and effective”. Some people have even leant heavily on the fact that the magic word vaccine has been attached to this current crop of chemical gloops we’re being offered. As if by mere association it means these covid19 vaccines are just like every other vaccine.
They’re not. Not at all.
In a traditional vaccine approach you’re given a known, fixed, dose of antigen. Your body then responds by creating the necessary defences. Should you then meet the real thing at some later date, you’ve already marshalled the defenders of Hogwarts, wired the bridge to blow, and have some Aurors on hand ready to meet the invaders. You don’t need to waste valuable time figuring stuff out and getting those defences in place.
The covid19 vaccines are claimed to do this too. Tests have shown very high levels of spike antibody production after vaccination. So far so good, perhaps (but more on this some other time). What is very different with these new vaccines, though, is that what your body gets are instructions to manufacture the antigen itself. We have no way of controlling how much antigen is subsequently produced, where this production happens, or for how long the production line persists.
It’s like a chemical version of the Imperius Curse.
But there’s more magic to see - terrible, but great magic.
One very strong effect of the covid vaccines is their magical ability to enhance coincidence. Although the following chart is a bit old now (things have got even worse) it raises an interesting question.
The usual, and astonishing, response to charts like these is to pretty much say there’s nothing to see here. People die all the time, of all sorts of things - and what you’re seeing here is merely the background rate. It’s all just coincidence.
These new vaccines are bloody fantastic then - not only are they safe and effective, they make these coincidences visible in a way that no other vaccine in history has ever done!
Not content with the great dark spell of Coincidum Revealus, these vaccines are so effective that the figures for covid deaths look fantastic since the vaccination programme began
Deaths have increased 27.1% in Africa.
Deaths have increased 122.8% in Asia.
Deaths have increased 155.3% in Australia
Deaths have increased 30.2% in Europe.
Deaths have increased 37.3% in North America.
Deaths have increased 55.7% in South America.
Deaths have increased 46.3% worldwide.
I’m indebted to Matthew Crawford’s excellent site for these figures - which I should caution are partly provisional.
Provisional or not, they are ample further evidence of dark magic.
How can a vaccine that is 90+% effective lead to more death - unless covid19 has become something like 20 times more deadly whilst we weren’t looking?
These covid vaccines are some seriously remarkable shit aren’t they? Safe and effective, they will make you immortal, and they also improve mental health. In the UK the decline in the mental health of our young over the last 20 months has been of some concern. The solution?
You guessed it - vaccinate them to improve their mental health (google it - you’ll be surprised).
WTF?
What in the name of the great soiled underpants of destiny is going on here? Is there anything these vaccines can’t do? Voldemort eat your heart out - you’re just a second-rate hack compared to these magical pointy wands of power and goodness.
What sort of magic vaccine is this? It’s a vaccine which only seems to work if you avoid the unvaccinated - otherwise why the need to separate the unvaccinated from the rest of society? And, even then, case rates, deaths and hospitalizations are only getting worse, not better. Best current advice for the vaccinated : avoid all sources of infection. But the only possible source of infection is the unvaccinated.
Obviously (Severus Snape).
Never mind that the viral loads in infected, vaccinated individuals are no different (maybe higher according to some studies) than in infected, unvaccinated individuals. It’s some magic vaccine that works, but doesn’t work to actually reduce amount of virus in your body. It’s like you built all your defences at Hogwarts, but they attacked the Ministry of Magic instead.
In 2020 the government covid Dementors were released. They sucked the life out of most, making people fearful of the very air they were breathing. Those unable to summon a Petronus of sufficient strength had to rely on some dodgy stuff they got from Knockturn Alley; masks, sanitizers, perspex screens and one-way stickers.
The magic vaccines were, of course, our only way out of this fear. The fear that was almost wholly manufactured by our governments. What ever happened to keep calm and carry on?
And yet here we are - with a “successful” vaccine roll-out that has by any reasonable measure not actually worked. We’re still facing the (now) usual round of restrictions and panic coming into Winter in the UK - even with something like 75% of our population vaccinated. How could this be so? More dark vaccine magic?
There is one thing they could do to allay all our doubts and concerns. Want to eliminate vaccine hesitancy at a stroke? Publish the full data. Show us, beyond any reasonable doubt, the data which proves all the claims made. Yet expert data-analysts and scientists across the world have been begging for this full data set for months. What we get are partial chunks, and even these morsels are not painting the most rosy picture.
When the mayor of Weimar (apparently) suspends the release of data from clinics in his region because it “distorts reality” and gives ammunition to “anti-vaxxers”, one can only wonder what it is that data they’re hiding actually shows?
Want to see more dark magic? Here’s a graph of excess Summer mortality in Scotland. Is this evidence of (yet more) vaccine trickery? I don’t know, but if the vaccines aren’t responsible it must be the mother of all coincidences. Look at how the upward trend is staggered in time by age group.
There are questions about all the data. Serious and legitimate concerns. Maybe some interpretations aren’t quite right - all those damned confounders, biases and age-adjustments. But what I believe to be incontrovertible is the following
The data we do have looks nothing like it should if the vaccines were safe and 90+% effective as claimed.
Too many people are denying the return of Voldemort. The data is there, but they steadfastly refuse to believe the dark lord of vaccines is lurking, working dark magic in the background. We can only hope that, unlike Cornelius Fudge, we’re not broken when the full truth finally emerges.