The Nutcracker Suite

Since the Fall of Western Civilisation and Democracy™ Trump’s inauguration, many thousands of despicable right-wingers have been complaining of tinnitus. Doctors have been even more baffled by this than they were about the rise of myocarditis since the covid jibber-jabs¹.

Following emergency behind-the-scenes meetings at the White House it has now been determined that what they were hearing was not tinnitus, but the strange whining noises issuing from the throats of the woke.

In a dismemberment worthy of the most ardent trans-surgery expert, Trump has signed several Executive Orders which are the first steps towards Trans-Genocide™ have restored a degree of much-needed sanity to the US.

This suite of EO’s has emasculated, at least for now, the whole Weird Woke Gender Woo™ stuff.

Once again, the US Government knows the difference between a man and a woman. I’m really pleased at this because, like, everyone was just getting sooooooo confused. Beard, check. Hands like garden spades, check. Bollocks like bowling balls, check. Leaves toilet seat up, check. Definitely a woman.

The latest one, depicted above, means that women will once again be able to win women’s sporting events. And it also means they won’t have to endure the Peckers of Perfidy™ in their changing rooms.

But have no fear, CNN appear to have a firm grasp upon the matter.

Some critics of transgender athletes claim they have an unfair advantage in sports, but that’s not what the research shows.

While research is limited and ongoing, a 2017 review in the peer-reviewed journal Sports Medicine found “no direct or consistent research” showing trans people have an athletic advantage.

A more recent October 2023 review of the research concluded that sex differences do develop following puberty, but many are “reduced, if not erased, over time by gender affirming hormone therapy.” Physical attributes that could work in a trans girls’ favor, like height or limb length, for example, appear to be “less malleable,” the study said, but it also pointed out that there are no efforts to restrict cisgender athletes who are taller than average or exceptionally gifted physically in any other way.

You can see here the absolutely massive performance reduction that “gender affirming hormone therapy” causes

It seems that copious quantities of drugs are allowed in sports, but only if they’re in service of gender ‘affirmation’.

NBC quoted a senior attorney Carl Charles who said

"We are appalled, and in fact disgusted, at this administration’s insatiable appetite for fearmongering about and relentless targeting of this most vulnerable population"

It was not entirely clear to me which vulnerable population he was talking about here; women or trans women?

Reports are also coming in, although I don’t believe them at all, that Natalie Portman has condemned society for all that social conditioning that prevented her from realizing her childhood dream and becoming a wrestling champion. If only she’d been encouraged to work out more she’d have pulverised Dwayne Johnson

The patriarchy has a lot to answer for. Who knows what Dwayne Johnson would have become without all that social conditioning?

We definitely need to level the playing field for men and women. Pump the guys full of those ‘gender affirming’ drugs to increase fairness in sports. Although it’s not clear whether there exists the manufacturing capability to produce the quantity of such drugs that The Rock might require.

And we really do need to stop those boys from completely embarrassing those female world-record holders

The NBC article bravely struggles against the Trump Tide™ by mentioning sex ‘assigned’ at birth four times. What a bunch of Canutes.

Now none of this should suggest that we treat trans people badly, or that we should heap hate upon them. Recognition of biological realities is not synonymous with hate (or it shouldn’t be). We don’t hate people born with severe deformities of their limbs do we? But we also don’t try to pretend that they’re ever going to become professional basketball players.

Similarly, if you’re packing a pecker, or have ever packed a pecker, then we shouldn’t be pretending that you are a woman.

We all have to play the biological set of cards we’ve been dealt.

One day, perhaps in a million or so years, we may have the technology to actually change someone’s biology to that extent and to change their biological sex. But today is not that day. Neither is tomorrow, or any tomorrow in the foreseeable future.

Pretending that we can just leads to misery and helps no one at all.

As I understand it, EO’s can be challenged, and they definitely can be overturned if another progressive tit gets elected to the White House. So it’s important that Trump’s administration works to solidify this encouraging, but potentially fragile, re-emergence of common sense.

We can also only hope that the rest of the world take some note and start to roll-back a bit on the Trans-Pandering™. I have little hope on that score for the UK and the current coterie of clueless cretins we have in government, but you never know. A trade tariff or two might help in quickly changing the outlook here.

Meanwhile, I’ve so far been mightily impressed with the Orange Triple Hitler’s performance and direction. He’s certainly shaking things up - something that was so very sorely needed.

1. Which was obviously caused by a combination of climate change, eating meat, posting naughty memes on 𝕏, and looking at non-binary people in a funny way