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I know of no better way to convey my feelings other than saying,

You can't fix stupid.

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Ya know, if you keep writing like this, Sun King Gates (peace be upon him) will personally see to it that you be denied a pillow at the George Floyd re-education camp and that your allotment of insect protein be unflavored, and not the popular Cool Ranch option.

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In answer to your question about what's going on in the last picture, it is a prayer service at a Buddhist temple in South Korea. See https://www.vice.com/en/article/5dbz55/covid-tents-buddhist-temple-korea

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Here in Germany, animal products have to be labelled 1, 2, 3, 4 depending on animal welfare standard. Eggs labeled 4 are from free-range chicken with pool, sauna and chiropody. Eggs labeled 1 are from cubiform chicken kept in cubiform boxes and raised on sawdust. That last one is label 1 for humans. Or it's the latest edition of buoys with built-in loudspeakers, waiting for delivery.

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God bless you for the laughs! Porta-loo is soooo much funnier than the American Porta-pot, Porta-Potty, and or Porta-John. 😶 America can be dullsville. 😉

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😅😅😅 this is such a great way to start my day, these posts have been hilarious! I just love them. 💗💗💗

I think the people in your last image are meditating together. I'm not sure what country they are in. The fellow up front who is not in a plastic container is probably kneeling or sitting in lotus amidst a small shrine that was set up.

(I was immediately angry at the baby shield though. I sure hope people aren't using those).

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I don't want to live in this world.

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