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cm27874's avatar

Sir! You are insulting the good wombats who are amazing creatures and are currently enduring a tyrannical regime.

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Rudolph Rigger's avatar

I apologise to wonderful wombats everywhere for making you the victim of my dastardly rhetorical device. I will try to use less-deserving creatures in future.

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Bandit's avatar

"Less deserving creatures," such as humans. 🤨

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cm27874's avatar

Able-bodied cis het old white man, at your service.

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John Henry Holliday, DDS's avatar

People have made covid the center of their lives, thereby exhibiting how devoid of meaning their existence is. This is far more of a spiritual crisis than a physical one, seems to me.

Conspiracy theories blossom in such atmosphere. Things are so crazy that a rational person has to conclude that there is a plan behind this madness. People can't be this uniformly stupid, can they?!?

I'm not sure if I'm more frightened by a plot to depopulate the world, or being witness to the ongoing tsunami of stupidity that's washed over most of the world.

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The Wiltster's avatar

Dude! I realize you are using Substack as a place to vent, but somehow reading your rants allows me to vent as well. Is there a scientific term for this? Perhaps, "venting-by-proxy" fits? Thank you for reading my mind and putting it to page. Bonus points for using almost the same amount of "sporty" language as would I! Keep up the good work. And now, if you will escuse me, I feel innoculated enough to wade into the Bovine Feces Cesspool known as Twitter!

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HongKongPhoey's avatar

Hilarious! Made me chuckle over my coffee! Twitter is thick with retards. I get told I’m not allowed to use that word but it’s just so descriptive of Covidian logic.

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The Wiltster's avatar

As is well known, you never go "full retard" but perhaps we can agree that Twitter routinely breaks that rule and keep it between us?

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Bandit's avatar

Spot on! Sadly, it's not just the Twitverse. It's everywhere and most sadly, in person.

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