I need to ask you all a serious question. Lately, after listening to podcasts from New Discourses, I’ve found myself blacking out, only to wake up holding a hammer. Has this happened to you?
More recently, I’ve been caught whispering.
That last legal loophole is going to disappear. Words are violence. Silence is violence. So, the people of the UK have taken to whispering en masse. Avon & Somerset Police are trying to get this dangerous loophole shut down.
Statistics never lie.
When people said trans activists are “full of shit”, I didn’t realize they meant it literally.
Nearly 60% of trans people commit suicide because they can’t take a dump. We need to do something about this.
Another thing that has gone unnoticed for years and is now, thankfully, being addressed is the following :
This might be a fairly unique case in history when someone’s efforts really do fall on deaf ears.
There are so many things we’ve just ignored over the years. Serious problems. Like the inability to drug people into unconsciousness and have sex with them. It’s even been classed as criminal behaviour in the past!
When someone says “I can’t have sex with someone unless they’re drugged into unconsciousness” they’re only expressing a fetish and not talking about their unattractiveness.
I want to go back to the good old days when being the one to dish out the grades had some potentially interesting fringe benefits
This happened to me when I was doing my PhD. I was trying to be a Technical Assistant for the first year undergraduate labs. One very attractive student cornered me, alone, in the lab. She wanted to discuss her recent poor grade for labwork. Wearing a low-cut top and rubbing your tits against the arm of the person who gave you the grade was not really what I had in mind by the word “discussion”. Being somewhat clueless at the time, I simply moved along a bit to get away from the dread mammaries of persuasion. By the time we’d moved all the way to the end of a very long lab bench I was all out of ideas and just left, saying “I’ll think about it”.
Thankfully both she and I survived the ghastly experience without any subsequent #MeToo moments. I hope her, and her boobs of blandishment, are doing very well.
Scientists continue to make great advances by employing sophisticated statistical techniques. However, they sometimes get it wrong. I had to correct one study which claimed to have shown we’re all getting dumber. I employed a quasi-trilinear digression on a dilithium matrix with splined midichlorians - the results of which you can see in the 2nd (corrected) chart here. I’m sure you’ll agree that the corrected trend line is a much better fit to the data.
This shag more, think less result has been welcomed by the sex positivity movement - the pinnacle of which is to drug someone so they can’t think at all. And then shag them.
It’s nice to know the world has remained unchanged and is as crazy as ever, despite the unfolding tragedy of Gaza. I feel really sorry for the Palestinians there. The day after they announce their new paraglider export business they get bombed by the Israelis. Bad luck I guess. A Hamas spokesperson was critical of his own people - “All innocent civilians are running out of town - and so we are left with no protection”1.
Dark humour, for dark times.
Meanwhile, I’ve been thinking I should have fired my interior designer.
But interior designers and urban planners do sometimes come up with good ideas :
Retain some hope for humanity, though, because we’re heading to a brave new world where everything, including cash, will be digital. No need to lump around 20 ton blocks of stone through the desert, or carry 20kg of useless change in your pockets. The glorious post-modern paradise is nearly upon us :
We can only hope they have inclusive toilet facilities at this store.
And that’s me done for today. Out with a whisper.
Lifted from a satirical Israeli TV show
Why do I have this sudden urge to give that ceiling a better grade …
It is inarguable that we are getting dumber. Inviting adherents of a conquest ideology into your country is unassailable evidence of that, as is the the election of the cognitively impaired Joe Biden. Of course, some people’s jobs prevent them from telling the truth about the former and Leftists, who control the narrative, lie about both. So statistically, Professor Rigger it is 2-0 against you.