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Drew's avatar

Dr Rigger, once again you surmise correctly, palatable only thanks to your trademark wit and style.

lndeed, the bags of tepid crème anglaise couldn’t collectively run a bath in a million years. But I believe that is precisely the point, not just a coincidence. It’s the reason we find actors / clowns just like these placed into every government around the world. And what is it that actors need? Directions. And a script. Usually delivered from behind the curtains.

Of course, anyone who misunderstands the rules of this game and dares infiltrate the club from outside the incestuous 🤡 acting world is instantly framed by the global cuntocracy as an extreme populist authoritarian dictator worse than adolf who must be defeated due to the imminent danger they present to “democracy”.

As a wise man once noted, it’s a big club, and we’re not in it.

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Rudolph Rigger's avatar

As Marx (of the Groucho variety) once said : "I wouldn't want to belong to a club that would have me as a member"

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David Shane's avatar

It hasn't been much remarked upon, but it struck me that one side effect of the vaccine passports was that we also made it a rule that everyone had to have a smart phone. I'm sorry, when did we vote on that? (As if we really vote on anything anymore.)

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Rudolph Rigger's avatar

Indeed - it is our very own digital 'prison' that we willingly carry around with us wherever we go.

The great functionality and convenience comes at a (potential) cost.

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Sophia's avatar

I still don't have a smart phone, and these past three years have made me even more opposed to getting one.

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Duchess's avatar

"cannot even run a bath"...that is a keeper. Thanks for the giggle!!

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Rudolph Rigger's avatar

Thanks Duchess.

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jacquelyn sauriol's avatar

Re some being a 'bag of custard' or bag of anything, it is a great criticism, but has deeper meaning here perhaps. The 'bag of custard mentality' is how many medicos see the human body, or individual cells, functionally just a bunch of stuff thrown together. An oversimplified view, to say the least but it persists. Various critical barriers within the body/brain/organs intentionally/ignorantly breached. It has allowed the jabmakers to gleefully inject stuff into the 'bags of custard', and many of the 'bags of custard' have perished and will continue to perish, all according to their highly simplified plan.

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Rudolph Rigger's avatar

If there's ever an example of the "whole being more than the parts" then the human body is it.

If you laid out the various chemical constituents of a body into the various things like carbon, water, iron, etc it would look very unprepossessing indeed.

But somehow, if you mix all this stuff together in the 'right' way and you can get a Shakespeare (or a Bundy - take your pick)

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Diana's avatar

We don’t have any semi-sentient bags of custard here in the U.S. Indeed, we have strong, articulate intellectuals nobly leading us. With Joe Biden at the helm and Kamala Harris at the stern, we are…well, it turns out we are frantically writing notes on the President’s hands (turn the rudder! The other way!) and Madam vice president appears to be talking about the significance of the passage of time.

Honestly, when it comes to conspiracy theories, I’m just going for the biggest one of all and the OG: I found religion during the pandemic. It’s also the only one that serves as an absolute, time-tested prophylactic against fear and self-degradation. As Nobel Laureate Bob Dylan wrote, you’re gonna have to serve somebody.

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Rudolph Rigger's avatar

Oh yes - I hang on every word of Kamala. I love to try and predict what she's going to say next.

. . .

and then spend the next hour trying to figure out what the random collection of utterances actually meant

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Diana's avatar

The thing is, part of me imagines her sitting at the dinner table with Doug Emhoff (is it just me or is there a vast conspiracy to cover up his existence and relationship to Kamala?) and speaking— if not the Queen’s English, in the tones of any upper middle class privileged and well-educated American— rationally and articulately. As if she weren’t a congested tween smoking weed, I mean, but a product of two college professors who was educated in Quebec’s finest schools and is now, with her spouse Mr Emhoff, worth $6 million.

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Erika Batson's avatar

This big club is the Senior Executive Service here in the US, as I have heard and read. It would be interesting to know the list of factions they are working white throughout the Terra.

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Rikard's avatar

Only argument for CBDC that can even attempt to carry water is that it's harder to rob someone.

However, since there is only one way and one way alone to fight crime which is to remove people proven dangerous from society, permanently or not, it along with the switch to e-payments will simply swap out the old methods for new ones.

Car-jacking. Home invasion. Extortion. Protection rackets.

If the average citizen wasn't condition to be docile, criminals would rather stay in prison than be let out, since in prison they are protected from their victims. If said average citizen realised how many easy, untraceable and quick methods for actual justice are avaiable with a little creativity...

But no. More than two centuries of social engineering and conditioning - with the actual really best of intentions just to make the cup's content even more bitter - to make us feel that the [insert favourite stereotypical criminal group here] who [insert crime] against [insert viticm] will be given just desserts if we just do nothing and trust the state's police to solve it for us... those two centuries really sits burrowed in with barbs on in our cerebellum.

Where we should have our 'Si vis pacem, para bellum' and 'Culpae poenae par esto' instead.

What the above has to do with all things Covid and mRNA, well... that's up to anyone affected to decide.

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Marta Staszak's avatar

Great post, thank you. As for the populace, which part of 99.95 percent was

too difficult to understand? Even with the massive fear campaign?

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Goblins Under the Apple Tree's avatar

Re: Sir Cliff, don't forget his follow up hit,

"She's just a Terfin' Woman

With pronouns on her mi-hind

Beware the Terfin' Woman

She's gonna get you!"

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