A belated Happy Thanksgiving to our American friends. I hope your stomachs haven’t exploded.
As one of those horribly reserved Brits, I have found the “giving thanks” bit of a Thanksgiving meal to be something of an ordeal. But yesterday I was thankful.
I was thankful that my head hadn’t exploded, as it threatens to do on a daily basis, from being exposed to the Woke World of Crazy.
I was also thankful that I have finally come out as being so far right.
Despite the WANK1 we see in the world today, there are some serious problems. Like Israeli rugby balls. They’ve been littering the place like crazy and something needs to be done. Full marks to the Green Party in Australia for pointing this out
Initial reports stated that the Aussie schoolkids were chanting Islamic slogans, but it later transpired they’d just been queueing at the street candy vendor and trying to make themselves heard as they said “I’ll have a snack bar”.
As uncontrolled immigration continues to spread love and benevolence on our streets, even Tony Blair is starting to think that, maybe, something needs to be done
Every Algerian migrant, for example, will be issued a shiny new Digital ID - which can be obtained in a variety of snazzy designs to match the Knives of Multiculturalism™ they bring with them.
Quite how digital ID’s are going to solve the problem was brushed over by avuncular Tony, who said that if Saddam Hussein had had one of these things we wouldn’t have needed to invade Iraq.
Meanwhile, in Brazil it seems they’re pushing ahead with childhood vaccinations of that vaccine. You know, the one that really works super-double-plus-gooderer than any vaccine we’ve ever made before and is just unbelievably safe. It’s entirely voluntary, of course, except that if you don’t get your kids stabbed2 you will lose some significant benefits for them - like schooling.
I asked ChadGPT what people in Brazil will look like in 20 years time as a result. The answer wasn’t all that encouraging, but I suppose it will reduce the costs of buying Halloween costumes.
Science-denying fools are spreading misinformation again. They said that this following picture was indicative of the scores of climate activist politicians off on their annual round of Climate Crisis™ jollies to save the planet from Global Boiling™. The only thing they seem to be activating are their Air Miles bonus.
But a government-funded Truth Broker™ (they break the truth) called FatCheque, said this was in fact false. It’s a picture of British Jews leaving the UK for somewhere safer. Like Syria.
It’s getting harder for old fogies like me to even understand what people are saying on TwitterX. I don’t have the benefit of a modern education where they tell you all about these things in great detail.
I tried to power wash my ass once, but the attendant at the petrol station wasn’t too happy about it.
As horrible far-right people in Ireland riot over the multicultural stabbing of children
we are reminded of when spontaneous outbreaks of violence and rioting are not evidence of far-right activity. Burn down cities because a suspected criminal was killed during an arrest - wonderful, righteous, just, and even mostly peaceful. Protest about innocent kids being multiculturally kebabbed and you’re a frothing right-wing extremist.
Ireland had long suffered from what is called sectarian violence. I hope it doesn’t erupt again - only this time with different sects.
Progressive rioters aren’t best pleased when people fight back. Kyle Rittenhouse came in for some heavy criticism, and even hatred, for example. Many on the conservative right agreed that improvement in gun control is necessary; Kyle only managed 2 out of 3. Better control of his firearm would have resulted in a more successful outcome.
But it’ll all sort itself out when we come out as furry. How could you get mad at someone in a teddy costume? The BBC (the Broken Broadcasting Corporation) have produced a show depicting coming out as being furry as being roughly equivalent to coming out as being gay.
It was a bit too grizzly for me, and I couldn’t bear to watch it. I suppose it’ll be Beastenders next. Or maybe a remake of Furlock Holmes?
And so, replete with another Thanksgiving, Rigger style, I hope you’ve had at least a bit of a giggle at this not-so-serious piss-take. Enjoy this Black Friday. If people like the WHO get their way, next year you’ll have to be stabbed to indulge. It’ll be a case of Black Pfriday.
What? Another New Krisis?
Hopefully not by some mad Algerian migrant
Swedish state media reported that the stabbing was done by irish nazis. Let that sink in.
Sectarian violence is sadly the only way to solve this. The moslems will not integrate or assimilate, but will instead always seek to dominate unless stopped by force. That means that allowing any moslem population is to invite continous violence and low-key civil war and terrorism against indigenous people and non-moslems (and moslems of "the wrong kind" too, for that matter; they are generally only united when they have us westerners as targets).
And that in turn means the solution is either apartheid, which never works long-term, or expelling all moslems using any force necessary, or accpeting islamisation and their eventual replacing of indigenous peoples and cultures.
Sectarian violence is simply unavoidable, unless cultural suicide and extinction is thought preferable.
Did you really just refer to “Black Friday?” That was bold. The next thing we know you’ll be writing about master bedrooms and wearing clothes made of cotton. I’m thankful for this Substack, which is one of the few I found during Covidtimes that manages to continue to entertain me when I really should be doing something else…