A short update on the curious case of the moobs

After having caused something of a storm in a DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD-cup it now transpires that the teacher at the centre of the BoobGate scandal had a perfectly reasonable explanation and the school has provided a somewhat ro-bust defence

The photographs were taken after attending an audition for a role in a new movie remake or TV show. It wasn’t specified which one, however, and so we can only speculate

• The new Amazon series, The Swings of Power

• The Hills Have Eyes

• Monte Carlo or Bust

• The Juggle Book

• (why I can’t get into the) Phone Booth

• (going) Overboard

• The Attachments

• Stranger Things

• The Unbearable Lightness of B-Cups

• The Transformers

• Full Mental Jacket

• Beauty and the Breast

• Brassiered Off

• The Imitation Game

• The Primes of Miss Jean Brodie (with Saggy Smith)

• The Two Towers

• Reservoir Jugs

• Saving Private Giants

• The King and Eye(full)

• Mad Stax - Beyond the Thunder Domes

• Con Pair

• Emission Impossible

• The Unexpected Breast (movie adaption of the Agatha Christie book)

• A Tale of Two Titties (an adaptation of the what the Dicken’s are those book)

• The Hurt Knockers (a movie about unexploded bombs)

• The (under)Wire in the Blood

• All Quiet on the Chesty Front

• It’s a Wonderful Lift

• The Christmas movie: Shelf

• Gaze of Thunder

• The animated movie: Avabra

• Titanic (the audition was for the icebergs)

• And the new Korean comedy drama: The Mystic Pop-Up Bra

But these are only my best guesses - perhaps you can add to the list here?

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