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(After opening credits)

"It was the breast of times. It was the wurst of times." (On the same guy.)

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Sep 18, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

Breaking Back

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haha - excellent one!

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Sep 18, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

People are sick. <--- Not in the good way.

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Sep 18, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

Breast of Burden

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Sep 18, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

Groundjug Day

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was that the movie with Andie McWell-endowed?

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And with Fill Slurry.

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😂

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Sep 18, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

I’ll try!

Birthing Person, Jugs, and Slow as Hell!

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My first thought that she was wearing her arse on her frontside. That's just ridiculous, he or she or whatever needs to be seen by a psychiatrist, not teaching school - and the people who allow that need to be sacked.

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The Tipping Point

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very nice - and with a nice layer of meaning - let's hope things like this really do become the tipping point. I think we need to give this freakish gender ideology more publicity. A lot of people are still blissfully unaware of it all.

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Sep 18, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

Breast Little Whorehouse in Texas

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Saving Ryan’s Privates

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Sep 18, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

🤣🤣🤡🌎 OT was my rival high school growing up...good to see they’ve gone full WOKE. though I’m sure the same is true of mine. What a time to be alive.

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Sep 18, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

🤣 That must have taken a while, but the outcome was hilarious!

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thank you - glad you enjoyed it - was fun to write

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Sep 18, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

I think he/she/it would have failed the audition for 'It's a wonderful lift'.

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yes, I think a forklift would be needed

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Sep 18, 2022·edited Sep 18, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

Tit-us Androgynicus.

Wonder (if it's a) Woman

Dirty Dangling

The Exo-cyst

A bra too far

Dirty DDDDDDDDDDDDozen

Jugs-s-s-s

Meet the Feebles (seriously, he fits right in, no change needed)

Around the tit in 80 days

20 000 inches around the chest

Treasure Islands (reaching, I know, but so would you with a chest like that)

Oi! One ho(e)

Mr Strangetits, or How I learned to stop worrying and love the shopclass

Das Boob

The Huge Ones - a BBC series about trying to fit into the flat wearing those

Benny's Hills

Keeping up more than appearances

Shopwork Orange

Upskirts and downboobs

Der Unterboob

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I'm going to have nightmares, I tell you that for nothing.

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excellent

I heard that the BBC was doing a new sci-fi show about a time travelling gender thing. It's called Dr Who-ters

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Goddammit! :) I was trying to think up one with Daleks and sonic screwdrivers and K-9 and whatnot, but Dr Who-ters takes the gold.

Hm... popculture... books... series... comics...

Tit-hiker's guide to the brassiere

Breastmaster

Boobarella (too obvious, yes?)

Avatar the last bra-bender

Dragon Boob

Boobapapa

The man from B.R.E.A.S.T

Boobs of Darkness

Boobeowulf

Indiana Moans and the Nipples of Doom

Tex-ass plunge bra massacre

Return of the Killer Gazongas

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To think people used to get apoplexy over Monty Python or John Lydon.

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Monty Python and the Holy Gland.

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I fink you have too much time on your hams.

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Breast in Show, that one.

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Sep 18, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

Douglas Sirk trilogy:

• Munificent Obsession

• More Than Heaven Allows

• Imitation of Everything

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Sep 18, 2022Liked by Rudolph Rigger

Full Blouse

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Hilarious! But I have 9 grandchildren. 3 boys (young men) are at the age where he’d be teaching them. I’d be livid. I’d be in jail.

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Another blatant example of male privilege if you ask me. A generously-endowed female teacher showing up to work without a bra would be disciplined or fired. But if a dude wants to do it, fine.

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Yeah, and if she showed up with a HUGE elephant wang hanging out from under her skirt, they'd probably put her in front of a firing squad.

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