You put your left leg in, your left leg out . . . and shake it all about
Our carers are wonderful, they are heroes (left leg in)
If you’re an unvaccinated carer, you’re sacked (left leg out)
This pandemic is so deadly you have to wear a mask (left leg in)
But it’s OK to take it off when you eat (left leg out)
It’s too dangerous to sit on a park bench, all alone (left leg in)
But please go to the supermarket with lots of other shoppers (left leg out)
The mixed-messaging over the last 20 months or so has been nothing short of spectacular. How anyone can still believe we’re in the middle of the most deadly, unprecedented pandemic ever faced by mankind, or that we ever were, is beyond me. Yet everything we’ve seen around us, the masks, the Perspex screens, the one-way systems, the ludicrous predictions of the models, the daily obsession with “cases”, mandatory and coerced vaccinations, has been designed to convince us that we are.
Never before have we forced perfectly healthy people to quarantine, or to sacrifice thousands of small businesses, in the name of keeping others “safe”. We’ve faced worse pandemics before, much worse, and survived - and survived without all the horrors currently imposed upon us by our governments. How was that possible? Sweden did OK with this pandemic too - and without being all Hitlerish. How was that possible?
But let’s be fair to our leaders. Here’s a picture of them being utterly terrified and completely incapacitated with fear during the G7 Summit earlier this year
Deadly pandemic? What deadly pandemic? It must have only been amongst the (masked) serfs serving them their cocktails and crudités. Fantastically clever virus this one. Not only does it only become dangerous after 10pm (pubs in the UK had to close at 10pm at one point - because, erm, covid), it also seems to recognise, and steer clear of, the elite.
Even us plebs, the serfs, the decidedly non-elite, have been at it too. We’ve all seen and read about the public altercations between the ranty, frothy maskers and the maskless. The virus is so bad, so deadly, you go for a meal in the middle of a pandemic? And a piece of cloth over your face keeps you, and everyone else, safe?
Wear your mask you Granny killer! Even if masks were 10% effective, and we know they’re nowhere near being this effective, you’re still posing a risk to beloved Grannies everywhere. You’re prepared to be only 90% as effective in killing Granny in order that you enjoy your meal out. What does that say about you?
And now in the UK, in another heart-warming and life-affirming display of “care” for the elderly it seems we’re about to bar the unvaccinated over 65’s from participating in society.
We don’t need covid tests - but we urgently do need IQ tests!