Would you Adam and Eve it?

This is Cockney rhyming slang for “would you believe it?”

I’d just begun winding down after my rant on arrogance and I made the very bad mistake of just having a gander at my Twitter feed. Very bad mistake - I never learn.

Now the suppurating canker in the Vatican is weighing in

He can do the same thing I recommended to others in my last piece; he can just fuck right off.

Have the Catholic Church not had enough of buggering up the lives of people (sometimes quite literally)?

I’m all out of savage ripostes for today - so I’ll let some memes serve as my response.

What do you really care about Francis?

Presumably you had your own book “fact checked” - you know, the one where some guy had a very appropriate response to folk like you

Or maybe you’re following an entirely new religion now?

Or maybe this one?

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