It’s been another extraordinary week. I try to keep up at least a little bit with what’s going on, but the lunacy shows no sign of abating and is growing faster than attempts to impeach/indict Trump.
There has been something of a trend on Twitter where Canadian extremists have been unmasking themselves. Trudeau’s heartfelt appeal to these people to be brought back into his loving warm arms of tolerance and respect has proven to be a roaring success.
Here’s one of these filthy extremists admitting his sins in public. We can only pray for the redemption of his grubby little extremist soul.
The extremists have been active in the UK too. The extremist position that biological sex has something to do with attraction is now being exposed as the absurd fallacy we know it to be. These days, of course, we should talk about gender attraction. We have never really fancied people because of their biology but have only ever been attracted to the socially constructed roles people adopt. How could we have missed this self-evident truth for so many thousands of years? It seems so obvious now, doesn’t it?
Why has this come to the fore? It’s because the Mermaids charity in the UK is taking another charity, the LGB Alliance, to court to try to get the charitable status of LGBA removed. Well, that doesn’t seem very charitable, does it? It is because the LGBA is composed of people who believe that lesbians shouldn’t be coerced into sex or abused for not wanting to sleep with the all-new improved women of today - the ‘identifiers’ we might call them - those who ‘identify’ as women. The LGBA have been described as a “hate group” for their stance. Apparently, it seems, they’re erasing a group of people in some sort of genocidal manoeuvre, whilst trying to fight against their own erasure.
We know LGB Alliance have to be an extremist group because this has been re-tweeted by one of the world’s most heinous extremists; J.K. Rowling.
The Mermaids team managed to field some spectacular experts to argue their case. In a truly impressive masterclass on how to respond to challenging questions one of their expert witnesses employed a devastating rebuttal strategy which included repetitions of the following statements
I’m not an expert
I know some happy trans individuals
That’s transphobic
I think LGBA are doomed at this point. How can they argue with such unassailable logic?
The diligent researchers at WPATH (World Professional Association for Transgender Health) have published their ground-breaking discovery of a new gender. After months of careful analysis and exhaustive navel gazing their new guidelines reveal the existence of the eunuch gender. One researcher on the team, Professor Gladys Pantzharoff, said that affirming surgery would be “a load of bollocks they no longer have to worry about” for those who feel they are really eunuchs inside.
One extremist Twitter user described the WPATH team as “leunuchtics”
The orange man in waiting, Ron DeSantis, has been extreming his extremism in an extreme way by shipping off 48 immigrants for a luxury vacation to the holiday destination of the rich, powerful and influential; Martha’s Vineyard. Unfortunately, all of the holiday lets were booked and so the military stepped in to avert a humanitarian crisis and in less than 24 hours these 48 individuals were housed in some 2-star general accommodation at a base somewhere. The residents of Martha’s Vineyard were heartbroken to see them go; “if only I had a spare room in my 20 bedroomed mansion, or space in my 5 acres of managed gardens, I would have been able to help them”, said one tearful resident.
Ron DeSantis has been accused of an extreme case of fly-tipping and may face fines.
But in the most exciting and uplifting news of the week, we see how important it is to keep abreast of developments in education. The students weren’t the only things pumped up by their new teacher
The teacher seems to be taking a woodwork class. I hope these extra-curricular appendages weren’t made of wood - that would be ironic wooden tit? Twitter has been milking this story for all it’s worth. These posters, however, need to be careful because the internet has a long mammary.
But we need to apply the clamps to this story and nipple it in the buds. The teacher was only trying to demolish a long-held sexual stereotype. As the teacher explained, “this week in my class I have proven that young men are able to concentrate on two things at once”.
If nothing else the news this week proves the old adage “there’s nowt so queer as folk”
I did not see that trash comment! That is incredible.
I hadn't seen the teacher story, but boy does it shock me that a man who claims to be transgender would be exhibiting inappropriate sexuality in front of children.
Ah, some levity at last... And I didn't have to right it!
As a cartoon dog, I can only say this: Fangks for the mammaries.