It was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than it is today . . .
2024 started with a bang. The New Year usually does, as people like to see several tons of pyrotechnic wizardry being flung into the sky. This year’s celebration in Khanistan London was spectacular. Brought to us by Sadiq Khan, the London Mayor.
This odious little woke widget doth seem somewhat full of himself. What’s next Sadiq? Replacing all those historical statues of nasty white slavey people with ones of yourself?
Khan is a member of the Labour Party whose leader, Keir Starmer, has famously stated that 1 in 1,000 women in the UK have a penis.
This endless fascination with these all-improved women continues apace as Munroe Bergdorf, a transwoman, was appointed as the UK champion for Women’s rights by the rather appropriately titled UN-Women UK.
Bergdorf has put a lot of effort into becoming a woman, which is, curiously, something that women don’t have to do - so naturally she’s the best person to represent women in the UK.
Elsewhere, another fabulous representative of the modern woman (although not such a good representative for beer companies) has been seen strutting her stuff on the red carpet
Undeterred by her single-handed erasure of billions from Bud’s bottom line, Dylan just keeps on rising.
Perhaps the famous Meatloaf song should be rewritten as “Surprise by the Dashboard Light”
The UK police who are well-known for being ultra-protective of the all-new and improved modern woman, but not protective of anyone else, are to investigate Israel for war crimes. Because that’s a really good use of their time and resources.
Apparently, something happened in the US on Jan 6th three years ago that is still causing trauma to some. Some kind of inch erection, although I’m not sure I have that term correct.
If we don’t get a hold of this toot sweet it will lead to intergenerational trauma.
Although new footage of that terrible day has emerged - it was truly awful.
Inch erections are definitely not welcome.
Back in the UK, our National Health Service has taken a great leap forward in patient care by asking patients to record their gender, sexual orientation and religion. There are only 12 genders to choose from, though, which seems inadequate to cope with an entire spectrum. You can pick one of 10 sexual orientations and choose from 159 religions.
So, you’re a knob gobbler? But what kind of knob gobbler are you? Satanic or Druidic?
It’s important to know this stuff. You wouldn’t want to give the wrong vaccine to anyone, would you?
I would hope that the Epstein orientation isn’t on the list.
On a more positive note, many people are hopeful that the mendacious midwit mafioso of Derangement, Exclusion and Idiocy (DEI) are going to be whacked this year. The Gay one and the Magill one have already, sort of, gone. Their inability to actually properly condemn calls for genocide has finally punctured their protection racket.
One can only hope they don’t do an Arnie
In Canada, they don’t just have DIE - they have DIED. You could get yourself new job in 2024
But only if you’re black. Here’s the wording from the advert :
The DIED bit in Canada is because they have added “decolonization” to the acronym. So it’s Diversity, Inclusion, Equity and Decolonization now.
We can only hope they hire scholars who can do more than just copy and paste.
What a time to be alive.
I wonder what more surprises lie in store for us under the skirt of this New Year?
Presumably anyone can apply for the Canadian job, as you only have to identify as black - it doesn't say you have to be black. Perhaps Trudeau would like try out his black face at an interview.
Pagan non-knob gobbler notes the peoples' general inability to understand that not everything that is written down is indeed a fact. Rather, very little of what is written down is actually true. The problem is not that Gay was an outlier in her poorly crafted carelessness, but that she is representative of most of academia.